Bonjour mon cheri! I had a lovely weekend, thank you for asking. I went to this Chinese restaurant that specialises in Xi’an region cuisine. I had these homemade wheat noodles that were divine! Master Wei, if you’re interested!
Salads:
5 spice beans
Indian spiced rice
Mushroom + tarragon ragu
Soup: Spicy cauliflower · ginger + tomato
TGIF is what the kids say but not me. I’m not the biggest fan of Friday’s because it’s the busiest day of the week! It’s been carnage already, the more stressed I get the more I annunciate by the end of the rush I speak the queens English ‘Would one like a sandwich?’
Salads:
Smokey aubergine + black eyed beans
Indian aromatic rice
Leek · black olive + tomato pasta
Miso + tofu rice noodles
Soup: Chickpea · sweetcorn · ginger + lemongrass
Sandwich: Mortadella, Iberico cheese, jalapeno relish + tomato
I’m now editing video number two, mango chickpea, which is actually the back drop on our website! My head is in the clouds today. Conversations in the deli are a likkle controversial. Don’t get me wrong, it’s fun but at the same time I’m finding some opinions questionable to say the least.
Salads:
Yellow curry with split peas
Sesame + spring onion rice
Turkish spiced cracked wheat
Veggie pasta bake
Soup: Indian spiced chickpea
Last night I tried driving our pick up truck for the first time I was so tense I got a cramp in my thigh…great start! I also had sushi for dinner. Life is really riveting at the moment. It’s going to be a late night i’m learning how to be the next Steven Spielberg.
Salads:
Lightly spiced dahl
Cumin roasted carrot rice
Vegetable ragu pasta
Soup: Indian spiced beetroot, potato, ginger + dill
Sandwich: Roast Lamb, Goats cheese, Mushroom relish + tomato
Don’t mind us we’re just having our security tested. As much as you would assume that the deli dog is scary enough, actually he’s become submissive to too many customers that now we need a full alarm system. Burglars beware my mother screams loud and she bites hard!
Salads:
Moroccan chickpeas
Rose harissa + preserved lemons rice
Fregola Mushroom + chicken
Soup: Smokey aubergine + potato
Sandwich: Roast beef, Greek ‘pecorino cheese’, onion relish, tomato
The first conversation I had today (at 7:15am) I was asked ‘what did you do this weekend? Were you out there with the rest of them causing a riot?’ ‘It was one psychopath, women kill too.’ What a sad little life Jane, You ruined my night completely so you could have the money I hope you spend it on Lessons in Grace & decorum because you have the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.
Salads:
Beetroot goulash
Herbed rice
Garden pea pesto pasta
Soup: Indian spiced lentils
I left work at 7:30pm yesterday. I decided to walk to Buckingham Palace and then I carried on to China Town and then the worst thing happened…I needed to pee. I power walked from Trafalgar Square to Stockwell in 30 minutes and I MADE IT! All that was running through my mind was ‘i’m going to piss myself, at 22 and sober i’m going to piss myself’ but I didn’t and I am so proud.
Salads:
Rainbow vegetables + brown lentils
Tofu + ginger rice
Roast pepper + tomato pasta
Soup: Mild vegetable madras
Sandwich: Parma ham, Manchego cheese, Chilli relish + tomato
I’ve had a busier morning than I anticipated! One of my favourite interactions this morning was with a young boy who trotted up to the counter looked me dead in the eyes and said ‘i’d like a baguette, not a sandwich, not toast, not butter, I just want a baguette.’ He knew exactly what he wanted, no messing around, straight to the point. Respect.
Salads:
Thai spiced aduki beans
Edamame + crispy shallots rice
Pearl barley with a chicken ragu
Soup: Roast cauliflower + potato
Good day my little pumpkin streusels!! I had a really good day yesterday, thank you all for being so cooperative and high spirited (other than you person who shall not be named for legal reasons). Today we have some durian candy on the counter (google it) it’s providing some great comedy.
Salads:
Mexican beans
Cumin + spinach rice
Mushroom ragu pasta
Soup: Lightly spiced sweet potato
Sandwich: Mortadella ham, Mozzarella, Pesto + tomato
What a wonderful day! The deli has been so busy this morning, not going to lie, it was reminiscent of pre-covid life…I know people will bitch about our crowds either way so…eat it.
Salads:
Split pea with turmeric + ginger
Soft Indian spiced rice
Smokey aubergine pasta
Soup: Velvet Mushroom + tomato
On Friday night I got a letter posted through the deli door, one of our younger customers has drawn a picture of me. It’s fun to see the way people perceive me through the medium of art. You can come and see the drawing for yourself as it is now on the feature wall behind me. I didn’t realise I give of Wednesday Adam vibes…
Salads:
Paprika white bean
Lemon · rosemary + tomato rice
Courgette · basil + tomato pasta
Soup: Cumin roasted chickpea
Sandwich: Chorizo, smoked mozzarella, jalapeno relish + tomato
Other than the junkies at the station, Camden was a ghost town. I haven’t been to Camden since its gentrification and its just weird. Everything is picture perfect, there’s no grunge, edginess or flavor. Its all bubble waffles and halloumi fries! However there was music playing really loudly in the covered market so I did have a dance break, I assume they now have CCTV so to the security working the night shift…you’re welcome.
Salads:
Sriracha + ginger chickpea + pumpkin
Miso rice
Sausage + ham fregola
Soup: Smokey Bean + tomato
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I’ve been getting a little bored of the routine lately so tonight me and Moose are going to walk to Camden Town to get some grub. Currently i’m falling asleep at my desk and the weather is miserable so i’m gonna need to get hyped up.
Salads:
Chilli non carne
Carrot + ginger rice
Squash + rosemary pasta
Soup: Indian spiced vegetables + potato
Sandwich: Buffalo mozzarella, Fennel salame, Spicy peach relish + tomato
Sorry for the late post today. Unfortunately for me i’ve actually had to do some work! Can you imagine such a thing…
Salads
Brown lentils + med veg
Rainbow rice
Sausage + ham pasta
Soup: Roast pepper · tomato + oregano
SO! I’m in a foul mood (no surprise there) I wanted to bid for something on Ebay and I couldn’t get to my phone in time because I had a customer on shop floor who wanted me to explain every dish to them just for them to opt for a sausage roll. Great. Amazing. Happy to help.
Salads:
Paprika roasted squash + white bean
Spinach + herb rice
Vegetable rgau pasta
Soup: 5 Spice aubergine + sweet potato
Sandwich: Pulled lemon chicken, Provola cheese, Chilli jam, Mayo + Tomato
Let the new week commence! It was an absolute orgy in London this weekend, everyone was out and about! I mainly stayed indoors, I’m not a fan of big crowds covid or no covid. Overall the morning has been quiet so I still feel a little sleepy!
Salads:
Back bean + aubergine in black bean sauce
Edamame + crispy shallot rice
Broccoli · chilli + garlic pasta
Soup: Bean · tomato + med herbs
Plan for the weekend: Walk, Rugby, Caribbean takeaway. However today i’m in pain. I slept badly on my neck last night and now when I turn my head i look like Chuckie from Child’s Play. Anyway, like always, I’m in a very sarcastic mood. Sorry not sorry…
Salads:
Sweet potato Coconut curry
Miso rice
Courgette · tomato + basil pasta
Korean spiced beef noodles
Soup: Sweet potato · ginger + tomato
Sandwich: Spicy salame, French brie, Jalapeno relish + tomato
I ask a lot of questions. It can sometimes annoy people but I do it to gain knowledge. There is so much to know and learn so I don’t waste time. My questions can be a little intense but to be fair i’m sure you’ve asked your Alexa some pretty questionable things and she doesn’t judge you so don’t judge me!
Salads:
Moroccan spiced lentils
Cumin roasted carrot rice
Pumpkin · tomato + oregano pasta
Soup: Tomato · courgette + rosemary
I’m hanging on by a thread people! I’ve been trying iced coffee all morning and now my brain is BUZZING! I don’t know why I didn’t go for the spit method (might be something to do with COVID). It’s like i’m here but i’m not present so please excuse my drugged up tendencies!
Salads:
Paprika roasted peppers + white bean
Sumac rice
Sausage ragu fregola pasta
Soup: Indian spiced lentils + tomato
Sandwich: Cooked ham, Pecorino cheese, Branston pickle + tomato
So we now have a road map to guide us to a lockdown free life. Great. Let’s carry on with the metaphors then. How many planned roadworks will there be and have the correct diversion routes all ready been set up or will they just wing it? Have they anticipated the heavy traffic on the main roads that will cause a build up of emissions and have they considered the angry divers that will then take the law into their own hands and choose a different route? Most importantly was this road map made by the most suitable and qualified person for the job or was it set out by someones mate?
Salads:
Veggie lentil curry
Paprika pepper rice
Cauliflower + cashew pesto pasta
Soup: Parsnip · apple + potato