Yesterday was intense. At breakfast I had to play the role of a therapist. Lunchtime we had to chase down two boys trying to steal Stella’s bike (thank you to the customers that helped) and at night, Casa Micky turned into a barbers shop. A lot happened but this is a brief and somewhat kosher version of what went down.
Salads:
Chickpea · Jerusalem artichoke in a mushroom braise
Savoy + leek rice
Leek · black olive + tomato pasta
Soup: Sweet potato + ginger
Sandwich: Parma ham, Ermesender cheese, jalapeno relish + tomato
Biting your tongue is a great skill to posses. However when it comes to certain political conversations that skill can suck it, I have something to say. Yesterday a customer told me ‘a woman shouldn’t use that word but it’s okay if a man does’. There’s a multitude of points I could use to destroy this statement but the shortest response I can find to do so is the word he told me not to use… He’s a cunt.
Salads:
Paprika peppers + white beans
Chilli + lemon rice
Beef + pork ragu pasta
Panzanella with Turkish cheese
Soup: Cumin roasted potato · kale + lentil
I cried with laughter for hours yesterday. It was comedy night at my favourite pub. I’m not a fan of pub culture but in the spirit of trying new things I’ve been frequenting establishments a bit more and I’ve found one place that is just like my living room. Perfect.
Salads:
Chilli non carne
Spinach + herb rice
Kale + pumpkin seed pesto pasta
Soup: Spiced lentils + tomato
Sandwich: Cumberland sausage, Cheddar cheese, Tomato relish + classic coleslaw
If you come in the morning you’ll be use to the sight of me in the sandwich section absolutory slaying the scene. I love when one of my lunch time honey’s come in and seem genuinely surprised at the sight of me ‘doing work’ I think many think i’m just some mouthy child behind a counter…
Salads:
Curried lentils
Indian spiced rice
Roast squash + rosemary pasta
Paneer + chickpea stewed thing
Soup: Tuscan tomato with rosemary
You know in Disney and Pixar movies how a character will look at a view and recall fun times spent there and then it fades to reality which is usually a little sadder. Well that’s me walking through the park. I look at a spot and recall summers past and then get smacked by the current cold winds. Sad.
Salads:
Thai spiced squash + black eyed beans
Ginger + crispy shallot rice
Smokey aubergine + tomato pasta
BBQ jackfruit rice noodle salad
Soup: Mild vegetable madras
Sandwich: Roast lamb, Goats cheese, Minted yogurt, onion relish + tomato
It’s day 420 #blazeit I’ve had a great week but it started with a small cut in my mouth. Due to the extensive banter and laughter it has become larger and i’m now in a bit of pain. My smile like look as if I’ve had botox because i’m trying not to move my mouth too much.
Salads:
Chickpea + pepper ragu
Rainbow rice
Cauliflower + cashew pesto pasta
Broccoli + polenta cheesy bake
Soup: Roast squash + tomato
Quite stressed today. Usually I love this feeling but today feels different, almost like I’m missing something that I know i’ll never find. I don’t mean to sound like an inspirational quote instagram page. Maybe I feel this way because I’m without my Portuguese lady. The silence is deafening.
Salads:
Peri peri cauliflower with split peas
Lightly indian spiced rice
Mushroom pasta
Chicken + potato warm concoction
Soup: Tuscan med veg
Sandwich: Bresola (cured bee), Provola cheese, Spicy peach relish, tomato (there was a miscommunication this is today’s special)
I went for a cheeky Nando’s yesterday. It genuinely was cheeky because I try and have the mindset of a somewhat normal human being by that I reward myself with fun outings later in the week as a form of reward for making it through this testing life.
Salads:
Aubergine + black bean in black bean sauce
Miso + edamame rice
Fregola with a roast pepper ragu
Baked pasta
Soup: Chickpea · tomato · chilli + garlic
Sandwich: Bresola (cured beef), Provola cheese, Spicy peach relish + tomato
Yesterday didn’t exactly go smoothly but this morning I was greeted with 2 kilo’s of Comte and that’s put me in a great mood. I really am a food addict. Diamonds and gold are nice but get me a kilo or Gorgonzola and I might just shed a tear.
Salads:
Moroccan lentils
Sumac + preserved lemon rice
Chorizo ragu pasta
Roast vegetable panzanella
Soup: Velvet mushroom
I ate so much this weekend but I regret NOTHING. I like going on what my family now call ‘food pilgrimages’. This is where I walk to multiple food shops and enjoy a day of heavy eating. London has a huge offering and I won’t get to taste it all but I cover a lot of ground on my walks.
Salads:
Beetroot goulash
Spinach + herb rice
Leek · black olive + tomato pasta
5 spice tofu chow mein noodles
Soup: Lightly spiced broccoli + potato
Sandwich: Mortadella ham, cheddar, Branston pickle + tomato
I understand that you never know what mood the staff will be in when you’re going to the deli. In a normal setting, it wouldn’t be something to consider because the staff are always nice and relatively normal. I like to think we’re not too strange and maybe some people enjoy the ‘banter’.
Salads:
Med veg lentil
Rainbow rice
Pea · spinach + cashew pesto pasta
Crab + potato salad
Soup: Mild vegetable madras
I like Thursday’s but I am struggling today. Did I have a mad one last night? No. Gym and too much gaming means I am suffering today. I had to peel myself out of bed this morning after denying that it was time to wake up. I need something or someone to come through those doors and wake a sister up!
Salads:
Thai spiced split pea + sweet potato
Sweet chilli + sweetcorn rice
Roast vegetable ragu pasta
Soup: Cumin roast parsnip + potato
Sandwich: Chorizo, Ermesenda cheese, Sun-dried tomato + fresh tomato
After work Mother and I had a bonding session where we plucked pheasants. It was highly educational, I never did dissecting in biology. Dinner was delicious and Moose enjoyed the giblets. I am by my lonesome today so I need to get energised.
Salads:
Chickpea curry with winter root veg
Ginger + turmeric rice
Courgette · tomato + basil pasta
Chicken ragu pearl barley
Soup: Sweet potato · ginger + tomato
Sandwich: Pulled lemon chicken, Cheddar, Red cabbage, Tomato + chilli relish
There are pros and cons to working in a local deli. If you get white girl wasted in the local boozer your actions might come back to haunt you but a pro is that you get gifts from the custom. Today I will receive some freshly shot pheasant. How fun.
Salads:
Roast pepper + white bean
Lemon + herb rice
Roast squash + tomato pasta
Leek · spinach + potato bake
Soup: Lightly spiced red lentil
Before Christmas one of my long standing customers got arsy with me and hadn’t returned since. In the pub on Friday he offered a hand shake to ‘solve’ the bitterness. I don’t know if this is super gen Z of me but that doesn’t cut it I can’t forgive until the dispute is solved.
Salads:
Five spic veg + aduki beans
Ginger + shallot rice
Broccoli · chilli + garlic pasta
Soup: Tuscan tomato + mushroom
Sandwich: Mortadella ham, Fontina cheese, spicy peach relish + tomato
I have a year planner above my computer and it’s so daunting. It shows the entire year ahead, so much room for activities, failure and good times. My goals for the year is to get behind the wheel and obtain an alcohol license. The two things don’t sound good together.
Salads:
Chilli non carne
Edamame + crispy shallot rice
Chicken ragu pasta
Paneer + bean warm salad
Soup: Roast squash + rosemary
Sandwich: Speck ham, fontina cheese, onion relish + tomato
The pain in my legs has slightly worsened, I am now intimidated by stairs. Many people have questioned me on my unusually long nails, the only way it hinders my life is punching. I can’t make a fist. I don’t go around punching things or people often but I don’t like that I can’t…you know?
Salads:
Thai spiced black eyed beans + squash
Kimchi rice
Cauliflower + cashew pesto pasta
Smokey sausage + chickpea
Soup: Indian spiced potato + tomato
Sandwich: Pulled lemon chicken, cheddar, Chilli relish, classic coleslaw + tomato
My computer let me down yesterday so I couldn’t post the menu, sorry my darlings. I was quite immobile over the Christmas break so I’ve started back at the gym. Jesus help me. I must of looked like a baby giraffe yesterday. My legs are suffering.
Salads:
Paprika roasted cauliflower + lentil
Sumac rice
Smokey aubergine + tomato pasta
Roast winter veg panzanella
Soup: Cauliflower · potato + turmeric
Missed me? Of course you did. I had this plan that if I opened the deli a couple weeks into the new year I would miss out on all the new year conversations. I was wrong. At least most my customers exclaim their ‘happy new years’ with a sarcastic edge.
Salads:
Mexican beans
Herbed rice
Mushroom ragu pasta
Soup: Smokey chickpea + tomato
Sandwich: Pastrami beef, Brie, Chilli relish + tomato
So this is Christmas. Nothing is wrapped, the house is a mess and no prep has been done for Christmas lunch. Perfect. Enjoy this festive period as much as you can. I’d say I love you all but some of you really get under my skin. Buon Natale Bitchez.
Salads:
Thai coconut curry
Mushroom ragu pasta
Mustard + maple potato salad
Sandwich: Cumberland sausage, Bacon, Cheddar cheese, Cranberry sauce + festive slaw