I was so docile yesterday which made for a nice lonesome shift at the deli. Today is the opposite. Of course it is. We are inundated with work and I am incredibly tense. I keep buffering while I compute orders. It’s going to be a tekky day.
Salads:
Roast squash + lentil
Smoked garlic + herb rice
Sausage + ham ragu pasta
Thai spiced curry with tofu crumb
Soup: Gazpacho
If you’re a frequent flyer at North St. you would have seen mu colleague and I wheezing behind the counter. It’s not you, it’s never you. We whisper sweet nothings into each others ear to make the day a little softer. However today is Wednesday and she’s not here. So I sad.
Salads:
Thai coconut split pea
Wakame seaweed rice
Roast vegetable ragu pasta
Korean spiced tofu noodles
Soup: Gazpacho
Sandwich: Cumberland sausage, Brie, Onion relish + tomato
The slicer isn’t working. The huge piece of machinery in the corner is one of the deli’s organs and we need a transplant stat. Also if you saw me carrying a drunk girl down the street yesterday afternoon just know, that wasn’t my friend. There’s never a dull day.
Salads:
Chickpea + roast veg curry
Ginger + turmeric rice
Leek, black olive + tomato pasta
Cracked wheat salad
Soup: Chilled Gazpacho
Sandwich: Pastrami, cheddar cheese, Jalapeno relish + tomato
If I hear Sweet Caroline one more time i’ll throw a knife at the radio. Big up the Lionesses. They did what the men couldn’t…just kidding I won’t make this political. I had a chilled weekend because i’m intending on being social this week.
Salads:
Borlotti bean + roast peppers
Rosemary + lemon rice
Broccoli, Chilli + garlic pasta
Caesar style potato salad
Soup: Gazpacho
Sandwich: Chorizo Asiago cheese, Jalapeno relish + tomato
Yesterday was hard but looking back at it’s just comedic. I’m so aware how weird I come across, now at least because enough people have told me. But some people just don’t see the comedy in my brash humour. It makes for an even more awkward interaction. Love it.
Salads:
Chickpea, mushroom + ricotta salata
Rainbow rice
Sausage, ham + leek pasta
Fattoush
Soup: Gazpacho
Last night Mother and I went to a derelict car park and I got behind the wheel of our pick up truck. It was harder than I anticipated and I was so tense but I didn’t hit anything so I’ll take that. I rewarded myself with pizza from Caminata in Balham (if you haven’t tried it, you must).
Salads:
Moroccan spiced lentils
Sumac + lemon rice
Roast squash + rosemary pasta
Panzanella
Sandwich: Napoli salame, fontina cheese, chilli relish + tomato
Tonight Mother is going to attempt to give me a driving lesson. I’m not sure how this is going to work because nobody tells me what to do, should make for an interesting lesson. I feel like I’ve been driving for years because as we all know i’m the driving force behind this company. Okay, i’ll stop.
Salads:
Chilli non carne
Spinach + herb rice
Courgette · tomato + basil pasta
Korean spiced tofu noodles
Soup: Aubergine, Sriracha + potato
Classic morning vibe at the deli today. Hysteria and banging sandwiches. I have a long list of duties and tasks to get done today (one including the police ESCANDALO!) but as always I’m behind. Hopefully when you arrive there will be a calmer atmosphere.
Salads:
Mung bean curry
Ginger + turmeric rice
Chorizo ragu pasta
Chickpea + potato concoction
Soup: Lightly spiced chickpea
Sandwich: Spicy salame, Manchego cheese, Spicy peach relish + tomato
I haven’t looked up from the sandwich section since 7am. Monday is a busy one for us and i’ve been in such a robotic state of mind I don’t even think I’m capable of laughing. We’re looking for a new staff member and for the most part I think the job is ‘easy’ but dealing with us, as you all know, it’s a lot.
Salads:
Aduki bean + aubergine in black bean sauce
Miso rice
Roast pepper + tomato pasta
Thai spiced bean salad
Soup: Pea · broccoli + potato
I live in gym wear. No matter the occasion i’ll probably be rocking Gymshark. Yesterday I attempted to 'dress up’. How do women do it? Like honestly. I wasn’t even wearing heels but the constant primping and general uncomfortable feeling was preoccupying me. But then again I did it to push myself out of my comfort zone so…
Salads:
Thai spiced black eyed beans
Edamame + crispy shallot rice
Cauliflower + cashew pesto pasta
Potato + beetroot salad dressed with pecorino
I ate 12 chicken wings in one sitting yesterday while watching Love Island. I was so disgusted with myself. To endorse such a superficial mess while being so gluttonous. Disgraceful and I want to apologise publicly for my actions. Hasta la vista, baby.
Salads:
Med veg lentils
Spinach + herb rice
Aubergine + tomato pasta
Panzanella
Soup: Spiced roast squash
Sandwich: Porchetta, English mustard, chilli relish + tomato
One of our air conditioning units broke down and it was tough. I love summer but the only down side is that the shop can’t handle the heat. I find myself giving pep talks to the fridges and machinery just for added encouragement so they don’t die. I should have spoke to my air con more.
Salads:
White bean + roast peppers
Lemon + garlic rice
Mushroom ragu pasta
Soup: Still Gazpacho…
Sandwich: Merguez sausage, cucumber, minted yogurt + jalapeno relish
I had an encounter with a pessimist yesterday. I sunk my teeth in and had a good rant. Then it came to light that the person in front of me was a poser and they were put off by my cohesive arguments as to why we should be afraid of the future by way of the incompetence of essential services. The ‘pessimist’ then called me a handful and said I should lighten up. To that I say ‘If I am a handful then you should get a grip’.
Salads:
Thai spiced chickpea
Lemongrass rice
Sausage + ham ragu pasta
Tuna + potato salad
As a pale white person, the current weather should scare me a little, but i’m loving it. I suggest you should start finding ways of making extreme heat and extreme cold bearable for yourself because it’s only going to get worst in the coming decades. We all made serious life adjustments when scientists told us about an incoming pandemic but we might have been too leisurely when it came to the warnings about the climate. Get into it.
Salads:
Med veg lentil
Rose harissa rice
Roast vegetable pasta
Cracked wheat salad
Soup: Gazpacho
I had to kill two spiders yesterday. When I’m outside I accept I will be surrounded by nature and many creatures but If your decide to take your 8 legged self into my house…you gonna get got. Ending the life of an intruder is pretty simple. Scream a little, hype yourself up then La Roux it and go in for the kill.
Salads:
Korean spiced borlotti beans
Sumac rice
Courgette · tomato + basil pasta
House salad with salted ricotta
Sandwich: Chorizo, Cheddar cheese, spicy peach relish, scotch bonnet sauce + tomato
Who else enjoyed the breeze last night aye? I love going to a corner shop with no idea of what snacks to get. The nightly routine at the moment consists of wacky backy and a wonder down the aisles of my local offy and seeing what inspires me. What a life I live.
Salads:
Split pea + aubergine
Oriental rice
Roast pepper + tomato pasta
Korean dressed noodles
Soup: Gazpacho
I decided to close on Saturday’s so that my mother could have an extra day off to do as she pleases. Over the past year it seems I have lost sight of this. Mother and I were still grinding out food at 8pm yesterday. But there’s something about the feasts we create that just make us want to keep going. Until we burn out and need some R&R.
Salads:
Chickpea + sweet potato mango lime pickle dressing
Edamame + crispy shallot rice
Sausage + ham ragu pasta
Panzanella
Soup: Gazpacho
Sandwich: Napoli salami, pecorino, chilli relish + tomato
I have developed little coping mechanisms to help me navigate my way through life. I chew gum, I don’t look at people when I need to concentrate and I fiddle with small objects when I feel uneasy. Basically I will try to get my mind to focus on something other than the task at hand.
Salads:
Mexican bean
Chived rice
Cauliflower + cashew nut pesto pasta
Truffled cheese mixed salad
Soup: Gazpacho
This week is going to be long, hot and stressful…my favourite trio! I will have to wear a sign saying don’t talk to me’ because i’m an easily distracted puppy. Speaking of distracted puppies, I put my work on hold this morning to go and help find a lost dog. Now i’m behind, typical.
Salads:
Thai coconut curry
Roast pepper rice
Leek · black olive + tomato pasta
Mixed salad thing
Soup: Gazpacho
Sandwich: Speck ham, Iberico cheese, Chilli relish + tomato
I ran 5k. I have no idea how or where I summoned this strength from but I’m so proud. It was one of my goals for the year. The only thing I envy in this world is fitness. Surrounded by food and party culture my whole life has made 5k look like an unattainable dream. So excuse me while I go be proud of myself.
Salads:
Med veg lentils
Sumac + carrot rice
Chicken ragu pasta
Panzanella
Soup: Gazpacho