Day 1348 I can see through your facade

It was an idyllic Monday morning until he showed up. He presented like a contributing member of society but in reality he’s just another waste of space. He made small talk and asked my name, access denied, my spidey senses are tingling. He then proceeds to drink 2 litres of vitamin drink, a double espresso and for dessert, a banana. All in the space of 5 minutes. Next thing I know he’s on all fours on shop floor attempting to retch in my bin. I scroll on my phone and wait for his performance to come to a close. Middle aged, middle class, scum.

Salads:

Black bean + aubergine

Ginger + spring onion rice

Cauliflower + cashew pesto pasta

Soup: Smokey bean + tomato

Sandwich: Cumberland sausage, Cheddar, Onion relish + tomato