Day 1415 Who's next?

Moose’s friend came in to tell me that he’s not best pleased with my attitude towards him. He must have been thrown off by the grin on my face so he opted to start insulting me. I’m juvenile, no one would hire me outside of the deli and I’m just a despicable human being overall. But why was I smiling? Well, because I too constructed a speech not too dissimilar but when I went back to the text I questioned ‘what would this achieve?’ so I deleted it. So, when he started serving insults surely they were met with a solid backhand? You assume wrong young Padawan. I didn’t need to. His sad existence in his lonely world is a harsh enough sentence. No friends, no deli, no Moose. Tally ho old chap it’s been a pleasure. Shut the door on the way out, we have air con.

Salads:

Bean salad with tahini dressing

Sausage + ham pasta salad

Mushroom ragu pasta

Soup: Chilled Gazpacho

Sandwich: Cumberland sausage, cheddar, BBQ date relish + tomato